BREAKING NEWS: Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson Uses His Head to Beat Wife, Evelyn Lozada!

**UPDATE**

Vh1 has decided to pull the upcoming “Ev and Ocho” show due to the recent events surrounding Chad and Evelyn. Unfortunately this means that we won’t get to see just how much this relationship was a publicity stunt and the recaps won’t be on DaBossIsSpeakin.

**UPDATE**

Chad Johnson has been released from jail earlier today… and released from the Dolphins, too! What an idiot! I mean, to be honest, I really didn’t think that Chad Johnson had anything to offer to Miami anyways. 

WELP! That was quick! The football player formerly known as “Ochocinco” has been arrested today on domestic abuse charges. The story is that Evelyn went…. Evelyn (i.e. CRAZY)  when she found a receipt for condoms in Chad’s car. The two got into an argument and Chad uses the biggest thing he could find in the car to hit Evelytn upside her head… HIS HEAD! Yup, ladies and gentleman, the football player with the biggest head (figuratively and maybe literally) HEAD-BUTT his wife.

Man, to think that this relationship was supposed to be a career booster… guess not. I mean I really hope that Evelyn doesn’t become a big nymphomaniac who can’t keep her clothes on now that she’s gotten beaten (refer to Rihanna)… but then again, how often was Evelyn ever clothed. Chad may have been using the “Chris Brown” technique to success; I mean, Chris Brown IS bigger now than he was before he laid hand on Rihanna.

Is this staged? Well, it has been noted that during the first episode of “Hard Knocks”, Chad Johnson “jokingly” told team officials: “I’m going to be arrested this weekend.” Hmm, you really can’t trust these two. The two tied the knot this July 4th and has been making waves ever since.  They may be the new era Bonnie and Clyde, stealing the spotlight any chance they get! Well, of course I will keep you posted on this story!

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Posted on August 12, 2012, in Beefs, News, Other Shows, Sports. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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